I’m wearing pants, for fuck’s sake. Lay off. I mean, it’s not like I’m a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal…
— Jon Hamm, who really wants us to believe he doesn’t love people talking about his penis. Uh huh. (via The Awl)
(Source: hollybailey)
View Larger One Takeaway From The Place Beyond The Pines: Ryan Gosling is a DILF. Sure there are other things like…
Powerful directing by Derek Cianfrance
A somewhat likable Eva Mendes
Bradley Cooper in a fantastic post-Oscar nom role
A stunning choice of music and sound editing
Ryan and Derek on their way to a trifecta of powerful storytelling
A somewhat expected third act that was saved by Dane DeHaan
A run time that went 20 mins. too long
Ray Liotta’s cameo
The unexpected beauty of Schenectady, New York
and Ryan Gosling’s face tattoo (which according to Derek, he regretted getting on the first day of shooting)
But the fact remains: Ryan Gosling is a DILF.
View Larger Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco.
tee hee
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